A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As
he sits down, a
man
comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to
him.
"No," he said, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their
right mind would have
a
seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sport
event in the
world, and
not use it ?"
Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually
belongs to me. I was
supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed
away. This is the
first
Super Bowl we have not been together since we got
married in 1967."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
couldn't you find
someone
else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take
the seat?"
The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at her
funeral."
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