Do you think this mermaid spell works?

Question

Magic spirits of the deep

I want a tail not two feet

may beauty be upon me

fish all kinds let me see

when im finished in the sea

when im dry my feet return to me

(say this slowly with necklace or bracelet while taking shower or bath dry off and the next time you touch water you transform into mermaid tell me if it works i want to know oh and be careful it only takes a drop)

Answer 1

I THINK ITS BULL SHIMICK DON'T BELIEVE THAT c**p

Answer 2

No.

Answer 3

for a start, you'd really have to believe in it and the chances are it won't work. either way if you're planning on trying it you should really think about the consequences of being a mermaid, they're nasty creatures - jealous and isolated. Read some stories about them... and their very sharp, very often used teeth.