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Do you think this would work the truth?

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A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a motel room and have strenuous s*x.

He's not used to the pace, so he falls asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night, at which time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home.

He says to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud."

Puzzled, the secretary complies. When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts him and asks him where he's been.

The man says, "I cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came right home."

The woman looks down at his shoes and says, "You lying b*stard, you've been out playing golf again!"

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  1. Absolutely excellent, the truth worked FOR him, great, well done...!


  2. Heard this one before....too good.. Intelligent man.

  3. lol, i was going to post this but have already reached my limit today :(

  4. hahahhhahaha..poor lady! love u jokeduck . btw y do u only give these types of jokes huh? from your experience?

  5. That could work

  6. It's so daft, it probably would work. LOL

  7. nice one

  8. ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh


  9. lol

  10. Haha

    thats funny

    thanks for the laugh

  11. good one>>>>>>>>

  12. It probably would work. lol

    Men are sneaky creatures.

  13. Excellent joke and poor lady.

  14. haha so funny!

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