Do you think we senior citizens should form into gangs?

Question

A bunch of old guys standing on a corner, glaring at people as they walk by. We could wear our pants with suspenders pulling them right up to our chest lines. High enough so that our mismatched socks would show. Black leather lace style shoes, on the wrong feet. We could leave them untied just to show a little rebelliousness. I'm not sure how the gals could dress, but we could all just hang out in unruly mobs, daring people to make eye contact with us. What do you think?

Answer 1

The over the hill gang.

Answer 2

You just described the group hanging out in the lobby of the local senior retirement home armed with canes and walkers.

Answer 3

LOL.........bring it on, the gals can wear granny dresses, and the nylons that slouch around the ankles....also, a cane for intimidation purposes, and of course sun glasses, for the cool side.

Answer 4

I can picture me and my brothers doing this when we are senior citizens lmao!

Answer 5

yes, please do!! The ladies could keep their rollers in....maybe let one or two fall loose...and an apron with one shoulder falling off.

I think you should definently go with black socks and flip flops though, rather than the leather shoes!

I'd love to see it!

Answer 6

You ol' rebel without a belt you.  Sounds like an entertaining way to spend the arvo. It would have to be near a Loo tho and a cafe. We might need a park bench for those of us with bad feet.

My problem is when I take off my glasses my left eye turns out. I wont be able to stare anybody in the eye.

I could wear a miniskirt and low cut blouse but then nobody would walk past us. They would take a quick gander and run a mile.

Maybe you better leave me out of the gang. I would cramp your oh so obvious style.

Answer 7

What do I think?

I think you ought to find a nice game of Canasta at your local Senior Center, because you're not doing much else on this forum!

Have a Senior day.

Answer 8

You should meet my grandparents and their friends.  They also love to do karaoke besides wear biker gear.

Answer 9

Sure, why not!

Answer 10

That's the only thing I have heard about in a long time that I would  join.  Yes

Answer 11

Instead of the bloods and the crips, we could name our gangs the wrinkles and the saggies.  

Answer 12

LOL  LOL  LOL  Yes, we should definitely form gangs ! !  

The Geezers and Gezzerettes . . . or The Walker Gang . . .LOL LOL

Halloweens coming and I plan to dress up in this really old house dress. with my dirty apron and cotton hose sagging at the ankles, orthopedic shoes . . .hey these are new, just got them last year. . .LOL  This could be my standing on the corner outfit ! ! !  One thing though, I couldn't glare . . .I would be laughing tooooo much ! ! !   Love it ! ! !  

Answer 13

CAll the men in the white coats, they're coming to take you away!the next generation reading those fascinating dreams  will definitely will be afraid of getting older. 

Your future is in your handsI want to spend what time I have left w/higher dreams.

Answer 14

THIS IS CRACKING ME UP  THANKS you made my morning

Answer 15

lmao... interesting idea. I think how many old men equal one young man.... you should think about that.  

Answer 16

Your question makes me wonder, what happened to the Grey Panthers. Are they still around? Do they ride Harleys? I wonder if they

are still around, if they are taking new members. This is a subject I

will have to investigate further.

   You do show imagination with your description of wearing your

suspenders tight to pull your pants up to your chest. Better that way

than slung so low that......... well you know. I really wonder what a

gang of young punks would think, if they were walking three or four

abreast like they owned the sidewalk and came upon a group of

well worn seniors just looking for some action, and had attitude. I bet

it would really give them a jolt. They'ed be doubled over in laughter

most likely. Now if all the seniors were on Harleys, now that's another

story. They might just turn tail and walk backwards. There's just

something about a Harley, that's intimidating.

Answer 17

I live in Florida, and you've described half the people I know, except they would have flip-flops on the wrong feet and they'd definitely still be wearing socks.

The ladies are wearing capris with knee highs and orthopedic shoes. They'd have a tank top on, that doesn't go with the capris, and some are sporting tatoos now.

Instead of Harleys, my group has golf carts, which are decorated as tacky as their own outfits. (One guy where I live has hanging plants around the sides of his cart!) And they all  have an American flag.

No Karaoke here, just bingo!