Do you trap your partner under the quilt after farting?

Question

Do you trap your partner under the quilt after farting?

Answer 1

That is gross. I have never even done that in the presence of any of my girlfriends. I don't do it because in principle I wouldn't want her farting around me. I just think it's very unbecoming and rude.

Answer 2

Hahahahahaha.

I don't have a partner, but Lol.

Answer 3

Yes, we have a very close relationship LOL

Answer 4

And who said romance was dead?

Answer 5

no thats disgusting! what a question.

Answer 6

Sad hobby

Answer 7

Ewwww.... thats mean dont put your partner through that... how would you like it??

Answer 8

no i run away

Answer 9

isnt that how eskimos stay warm lol

Answer 10

I did it to my son the other day! But my fella usually does it to me! he once trapped a f**t in a cheesy doritos packet and popped it in my face... that was the worst smell ever!!!!!!!!

Answer 11

OMG what century are we living in? It's ok to f**t infront of your partners. I can't actually say that i do it under the duvet but once he was catchin a few winks on the sofa and ha played a prank on me the day before so whilst his mouth was open i farted in his face, not naked assed though. That would be wrong. HAHA

Answer 12

Yes, yes I do.

Answer 13

haha, i try, he is stronger than me

Answer 14

The old " Covered Wagon Trick" oh yeah it's used all over the US by smart Individuals who think quick and get the h**l out

..........LOL

Answer 15

My ex husband used to think that was hilarious.  Note I said EX husband.  Just one of his many insulting behaviours.

Answer 16

Basically I find this not in the least bit funny.  If someone did that to me I would send them packing.  How revolting and unsexy.

Answer 17

ex husband used to, yet another reason why he's EX!!

Answer 18

Only if he/she is into dutch ovens.

Answer 19

Only if I would never want to see them again..

It's beyond me why anyone would want to be with someone who does that kind of thing to them.

Answer 20

no, my dogs!

Answer 21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Classic.

Answer 22

I sit on her fizzog.

Answer 23

I used to work with a guy that told me what he did.  I've not tried it.  Right after you f**t (such a gross word), spit into the air above your heads.  Your partner will automatically cover their own head up.