two female friends had gone out for a girls night out. they were married and were faithful and loving to their husbands, but had gotten a little more than tipsy on bacardi breezers. very drunk, they started walking home, but had to pee. they went into the cemetary, squatted when they realized they had nothing to wipe on. one of them decided to use her panties to wipe, but the other woman didn't want because her panties were rather expensive.luckily they were next to a fresh grave that had a wreath with a ribbon attached to it, which the other woman used.the next morning, one of the husbands became alarmed when he saw no panties on his wife, as she was sleeping, and called the other husband. the other husband said he was concerned too, because, stuck to his wifes butt was a sticker that said "from all of us at the fire house....we will never forget you.
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