Used Car
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.!
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
'Heavens no, we bought it.'
'Then why don't you drive it away.' 'We can't drive.'
'Then why did you buy it?'
'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed. So we're just waiting
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An octopus walks into a bar and brags, 'I can play any musical instrument put in front of me,and very well too!'
So the English man passes him a guitar,which he plays better than Hendrix! Wow,says the English man,you are good'
Next the Irish man shows him to the piano,which he can play much better than Elton John!
'Here ye go then,'said the Scottish man,as he tosses the Octopus a set of bagpipes.After a few minutes of the octopus fumbling about with the pipes,the Scottish man asks 'Ah,whats up? Can ye no play it?'
'Play it ?' Asks the octopus, I'm gonna s**g her brains out when I get her pyjamas off!!!!
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