Do you want to read a "dad" joke?

Question

one day my son and i went to the mall together and stopped by a fast food place that was in the mall. as we sat down to eat, i noticed a young boy sitting next to us with spiked hair with many colors. i couldn't help but stare. the boy asked me "hey, ol' man..haven'tyou ever seen spiked hair before?" i thought for a second and answered "well, i got drunk one time and made love to a peacock and i was just wondering if you could be my son!"

Answer 1

Q: Do you want to read a "dad" joke?

A: No

Answer 2

Hi, C.W.!

I like it...!  heh... I can think of a couple less-pleasant comebacks... ;)

Answer 3

Cliff, I love this joke!

Thank you for a smile this morning.  : )

Answer 4

Uh...yet another surprise ending.....you won my first smile for the day!

Answer 5

its ok

Answer 6

That was funny C.W., thanks. Why O why do people have to give their nasty opinion to a question.If you don't like the question, don't freaking answer it, but some people I think live to make or try to make others angry. I find these are the same kind of people that are always complaining but won't get off their chair to do anything about it. We have a word here that describes them, it's called haoule. People with negative attitudes and I can tell you, they don't last long here.

Answer 7

i have heard this one before!!!