Do you want to read a red neck joke?

Question

billy bob told a friend that it was time for him to take a vacation. his friend agreed that he should. billy bob thought for a while and told his friend that the last couple of vacations he took, his wife got pregnant.......so this time, he is taking her with him ! the friend just turned around and walked away with sly smile on his face.

Answer 1

Good one...But I'd rather say sorry about before.  I didn't intend any hurt feelings...could we just say...rack it up to Mother of the Bride quirkiness...my sense of humor is a bit strained just now!

forgiveness is sweet and appreciated! =)

Answer 2

Ha ha, quite funny...!

Answer 3

I think I know them Cliff!

Answer 4

Oh, that's cold C.W. shoot, poor guy. That was funny my friend, keep em coming.

Answer 5

OMG!!!!

Billy Bob is bobbing his friends wife!!!

I bet they are brother and sister!!!!!

Thanks for the laughs - I need them!!!

Answer 6

...and a wink to the wife

Answer 7

Funny bit of southern red neck trailer trash humour,love it,lol ! Thank you.

Answer 8

hahahahahahaha

Answer 9

Not at all what I was expecting!

Makes you wonder what else he needs to change. LOL

Answer 10

haha ... very good! thanks for the early morning chuckle.

Answer 11

Hey, C.W.!

YES! I do want to read a redneck joke!

And that's funny!

(I'm with Bod Baby; I think I know those people... !)

And Ron too.. it IS cold. (Yow...)

There are so many really funny "redneck" jokes "out there"...

I appreciate any new material !

My problem is REMEMBERING the great jokes I hear...

At least THIS one is written down so I can "get" it again...

Thanks! C.W.!!  

What else ya got??

(I'm never satisfied, I know.... )

But lately - "funny" is scarce, and that one is FUNNY...! }:>