Do you want to read some nursing home humor today?

Question

ethal was a demon in her wheelchair around the nursing home, speeding, knocking in to people, etc., but the residents and nurses tolerated her behavior. some residents even joined in her antics. another wheelchair bound male resident stopped her and asked her if she had a license.she fumbled around in her handbag and found a candy wrapper and showed him and he let her pass. as she turned the corner in the hallway, another male resident was standing naked, holding his you-know-what. ethal blurted out..."oh my goodness. not another breathalyzer test!!!!"

Answer 1

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo...I am ROTFLMAO....Bet Ethal was very popular!

Answer 2

That's funny, Especially since I've worked in some nursing homes. Those people really do do crazy things

Answer 3

haha, not heard that one before! thats really funny!

Answer 4

Pathetic, but I'll give you a star because you are one of my contacts.

Answer 5

hahahahahlol made me laff!

Answer 6

nice one oh two soorrry!!!!

Answer 7

eww..!!!! its a bit funny n disgustin!!

Answer 8

very funny

Answer 9

Hi, C.W. !

You know, I thought I did... As turns out...*tsk*   heh!  }:>

Answer 10

That was funny.  

Answer 11

Cliff, where the h**l do you get those?! Okay... you have me smiling and laughing this morning. Another one that just  wasn't what I was expecting.

For that, I will send cupcakes that aren't burnt.  LOL

Answer 12

Ha ha ha  good one.