Does Anyone know any good quotes from The Dark Knight?

Question

It doesn't have to be just the Joker. Any character would suffice.

Also if anyone knows just any good quotes about anything, feel free to say it.

Answer 1

The bestest one is ---

guess

WHY SO SERIOUS!??

Angel_U

Answer 2

why so serious?

Answer 3

Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.  

Answer 4

The Joker: Why... so... serious?

The Joker: Let's put a smile on that face

The Joker: You remind me of my father. I hated my father.

Alfred: Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Commissionar Gordan:  Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.

Answer 5

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/quot...

has lots,

and tonight.. your going to break your one rule

Answer 6

the joker: i believe the whatever doesn't kill you only make you stranger

the joker:you just a freak like me

the joker:hello beautiful...

the joker:and by the way the suit wasn't cheap you ought to know you bought it...

the joker(of course):why so serious?lets put a smile on that face

the joker:its not about having fun its about sending a message...everything burns

Answer 7

joker - you gotta little fight in ya, i like that.

batman - then your gunna love me

joker - im like a dog chasing cars i just wouldnt know what to do with one if i caught it

Answer 8

wow! awesome movie lemme just say! here we go!

Some of the funny ones first!

Harvey Dent: The famous Bruce Wayne. Rachel's told me everything about you.

Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not.

Harvey : Alfred, right?

Alfred: That's right, sir.

Harvey: Rachel talks about you all the time. You've known her for her whole life.

Alfred: Not yet, sir.

Harvey: Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?

Alfred:Oh, you have no idea.

Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad...

Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.

Batman: Then you're going to love me.

Detective: And you've killed six of my friends.

Joker: mouths 'six'

Alfred- I suppose they'll lock me up as well. As your accomplice...

Bruce- Accomplice? I'm going to tell them the whole thing was your idea.

And some of the more...serious ones : D

Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Two-Face: Tell your son it's going to be okay, Gordon. Lie, like I lied.

Gordons Son.: Did Batman save you, daddy?

Gordon: Actually, this time I saved him.

Gordon: They'll hunt you.

Batman: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen.

Two-Face: The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash.

Harvey: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

Mr.Fox: Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? (pause...) Good luck. (smiles)

and my personal favourite! :

Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.

There are so many great lines! Funny, inspirational, all around, AMAZING!

best,movie, ever!

Answer 9

Now this is my type of question.  Where do I begin?

FAKE BATMAN: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?

BATMAN: I'm not wearing hockey pads!

LAU: Rest assured gentlemen, your money is safe.

JOKER: *laughs* And I thought my jokes were bad.

JOKER: Oh and by the way, the suit wasn't cheap.  You oughta know, you bought it.

GAMBOL: You think you can just steal from us and walk away?

JOKER: Yeah.

JOKER: What's the time?

GORDON: What does that have to do with anything?

JOKER: Well, depending on the time, he may be in one spot or several.

JOKER: To them, you're just a freak...like me! They need you right now, but when they don't..they'll cast you out...like a leper!

JOKER: You know what I noticed?  Nobody panics when everything goes "according to plan."  Even if the plan is HORRIFYING! If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang banger would get shot, or that a truckload of soldiers would be blowing up...nobody panics.  Because it's all "part of the plan."  But when I say that ONE little ole mayor will die, well then EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!  Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos.

JOKER: I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.

JOKER: If you're good at something never do it for free.

HARVEY DENT: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

ALFRED: Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

JOKER: We can't rely on anyone these days.  You always gotta do everything yourself, don't we?

JOKER: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.  You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness and I won't kill you because you're too much fun.

JOKER: You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity.  All it takes is a little push.

JOKER: Do I really look like a guy with a plan?  You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars.  I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it, you know?  I just DO things. The cops have plans, the mob has plans, Gordon's got plans, you know?  They're schemers.  Schemers trying to control their little worlds.

JOKER: The only sensible way to live in this world is without any rules.

JOKER: When the chips are down these, uh, these civilized people they'll eat each other.

JOKER: Their morals, their code, it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble.

JOKER: You know we really should stop this fighting.  Otherwise, we'll miss the fireworks.

JOKER: I'm a guy of simple taste.  I enjoy, dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline! And you know the thing that they have in common?  They're cheap! All you care about is money.  This town deserves a better class of criminal...and I'm gonna give it to them.

JOKER: It's not about money, it's about sending a message.  Everything burns.

BATMAN: Sometimes, truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

ALFRED: Know your limits, Master Wayne.

BRUCE: Batman doesn't have limits.

ALFRED: But you do.

BRUCE: Well, can't afford to know them.

DENT: The night is darkest just before the dawn.

JOKER: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.  We are tonight's entertainment.

JOKER: Let's not BLOW this out of proportion.

DENT: You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.

DENT: I make my own luck.

As for other quotes, some of my favorites are:

Psalms 56:3-What time I am afraid, I will trust in thee.

"Intellectuals solve problems.  Geniuses prevent them."-Albert Einstein

"It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice."-Roger Federer

"The only rules that really matter are these: What a man can do and what a man can't do."-Captain Jack Sparrow

"If you never try then you'll never know."-Coldplay

"Cruel is a matter of perspective."-Captain Jack Sparrow

Will Turner: "In a fair fight I'd kill you..."

"Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?"-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Just close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream..that's how I get by"-Captain Jack Sparrow

HOPE THIS HELPS!!!

Answer 10

"it's not about money, it's about sending a message"

--joker

joker talking to rachel: "you got a little fight in you--i like that"

batman: "then you're gonna love me"

"the night is darkest just before the dawn; i promise you, the dawn is coming!"

--harvey dent

Answer 11

Hey, I wrote a review for this movie on http://www.thereelcritics.net. It's features some good quotes from the movie.

Answer 12

The Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?

Batman: No! But I know how you got these!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/quot...

Check out this link...it has them all

Answer 13

The only one I can actually remember...

"Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you... stranger."