Does Elysabeth play jukebox tunes in the morn?

Question

A "pome" with a melody.

Jukebox Sheriff!

Twinkle twinkle little troll

Do we care who you are

Nose so long you smell your stank!

Like a blister on our minds,

time is now to exorcise

and the sheriff woman leads.

She’s the one, the only one

Elysalund…jukebox queen!

So

Winkle, winkle little troll

Smelling stank is harder now

Afterall…

Sheriff’s aim was tad bit high!

Twinkle twinkle…little nose!

Good morning all….

You too Elysabeth!

Answer 1

Good morning! Catchy poem this morning! At least the trolls are good for something...inspiring this!

Answer 2

I hoped for more things rhyming with 'stank.'

Answer 3

Row, row, row, Neo

Gently through the verse!

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,

Put trolls in a hearse.

Or

Stupid trolls keep falling down

Falling down

Stupid trolls keep falling down

They're so lame!

Answer 4

I'm singing along with you and waiting to hear Elysabeth's song as well.  Get TD's dragon after all those trolls! A Good Morning to you!!

Answer 5

Aaarrrgggllle Baaaaarrrgggllle....I ain't woke..where's the jukebox...coffee blender....dog....Snidely in the jukebox....what day.....ACK!!

Answer 6

Is wee willie winkle

running around?

I'm missing something

there and here, I shall

have to open both

my ears!

A jolly good morning any way.

Answer 7

I so soo love the beginning line:

"Twinkle twinkle little troll~~~"

So full of assonance and alliteration!

Such a catchy tune. What a genius! =)

Answer 8

I'm singing along.  LOL.  GM to you.

Answer 9

I think she WRITES the jukebox tunes, lol, so we can play them.

Love your Troll poem too!

Answer 10

Twinkle, twinkle little star,

how often, do i kiss your ****,

scented stench, pollutes our air,

lock the queen into her lair,

sentence her for LIFE, that's fair,

For polluting our most precious air.

Poor sheriff needs to be put on life support, as he's been exposed to, too much chemical warfare.

These are Iraqian trolls arn't they? : )

Sniff, Sniff Peewwwoooo"It's Osama Bin Laden"

Answer 11

Hush, little Neonman

Don't say a word

Elysalund's just woken

And is fragile like a bird.

If that bird don't get no brew

She's gonna have it in for you.

Fancy talking of horrid smells

Within the sound of morning bells.

Let her drink her coffee down

Then you'll be the favourite little rhymer in town.