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Does God hate New Orleans?

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I had heard that somebody said Katrina did NOLA because of all the g**s. Does this mean that if you packed all the g**s onto buses and sent them to Mexico that Gustav would make a sharp left turn?

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  1. no thers just too many blacks for his taste. after all, he created us in HIS image...


  2. Someone was being foolish and petty. Katrina was a natural occurrence. He created nature and nature takes its course. I seriously doubt it was meant as a punishment of any kind.  

  3. God didn't exist.

  4. God hates our sin but not us.He wants us to accept Him as our Lord and Savior before we can go to Heaven.But he gives us a mind and body to make our own decision he doesn't want robots to love Him.He wants it to be our choice.As far as Katrina and Gustav you have to remember New Orleans is below sea level and it will have big problems when storms come and if we had any since we wouldn't build on land below sea level that is next to the coast just like people that build homes in flood plains and wonder why there homes got flooded when it rains so hard.

  5. Well, if you listen to the fundies, then NOLA is a prime example of modern Sodom & Gomorrah. Not just the g**s, but the overall lifestyle is anathema to those poor suckas with the John Calvin mentality.

    As for Gustav and its potential threat after Katrina, well, if those never-to-be-sufficiently condemned, thoroughly corrupt officials down there had not destroyed the wetlands, Katrina would'a been a nice breeze and Gustav nothing to write home about.

    Or, last ditch if that SOB mayor had actually done something when he still had a 5-day window, most of those folks AND their companion animals woulda been outta harm's way in plenty of time. Instead, the B*****d sat on his fat fundament and lookee what he got: a city in ruins, thousands left homeless, jobless, DEAD. Pets dying, people dying. And what was his reward for such egregious malfeasance? He got re-elected. When I heard that, I decided maybe God SHOULD send another doozy to those idiots. Dumb like that has to be genetic and the only way to cure it is to keep 'em from breeding. Maybe Gustav is the answer?

    But....what the hey? It's really God's problem and He can answer it any old whichofaway He wants. I'm too busy collecting blankets, comforters, towels, sheets and diapers for the evacuees (again).

  6. I thought it was because of that evil VooDoo and Santaria. God thinks he needs to wash away all that Graveyard dust the Pagan tourist collect for their vile rituals. Right!

    BTW, I have some of the last Graveyard dust that was collected before the last big storm came through. Anybody thinking about raising the dead? I have it for sale but it's not cheap.

    You Christians need to get on board here. The best Graveyard dust comes from your Christian graves. It could be your mother.

  7. No, but apparently he does hate the Republican Party. God’s servant, hurricane Gustav, has caused the political party of God to scale back their convention. Heck, if idiots like Pat Robertson and the late Jerry Falwell can ascribe bad weather to God’s wrath, so as to justify their views, why can’t I?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26486090


  8. Ha!

  9. They didn't vote for Dubya!

    Mind you no american I've met recently will admit to doing that either!

    You're all going to drown then!

  10. This really made me laugh. Thanks.

  11. No, God just wants to "test" chocolate city and its poor african american inhabitants once again. He loves to give them lots of cruel tests.

  12. I'm sure YHVH has limited appreciation for the stupidity of building a city below sea level.

  13. Massachusetts hasn't had anything horrible happen to them yet. Other than Mitt Romney, of course.

  14. No, God's just racist.

  15. God doesn't hate white people... he hates "wet" people

  16. He hates America too. He sent us McCain

  17. no, he's actually aiming at Vegas, but can't quite get the storms to hang together that far inland.................

  18. God made black people so the flies have something to land on.

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