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Does God have any pets?

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Does God have any pets?

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  1. I'm not sure, but I like to think that he does.  


  2. I am sure that he has- why not? He created them!

  3. He has a dog, to keep all the Kitties away.

  4. He loves pu$sies. :P

  5. He has twelve rabid Dobermans in his kingdom. They are the souls incarnated of the twelve apostles he ate, drank, and slept with while he was on Earth preaching his nonsense. He decided that dogs are much more apt to show unconditional love than humans - and unconditional love is what tyrants expect from their subjects.

  6. People who choose to follow him.

  7. No God doesn't need any pets.

  8. Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the rest of his followers... and a magenta crocodile named Hans.
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