Does McCain's pick of Palin make the glasses fetish vote a shoo in for McCain?

Question

I am a Libertarian who was a shoo in to vote for Barr. However, I also have a huge thing for smart, s**y women with glasses. This Palin thing has got me in a bit of a panic, as my glasses fetish is preoccupying me right now. What should I do?

Answer 1

To each his own man (shrugs) that's as good a reason as any I've heard here. Do what you have to do.

Answer 2

Emigrate. You're too silly to vote in the upcoming election.

Answer 3

Personally I think that anyone with your knowledge and judging the way our country will be ran on what your fetish is should stay at home on election day and watch the intelligent people who care about America vote on here or tv.

Answer 4

lol, good question. My advice: let em steam up a bit more, remove glasses from face, close eyes, imagine sarah taking you by the hand and leading you to the voting booth. Once safely inside, pull lever for obama. Exit booth, replace still steamed up glasses. Retake sarah's hand, allowing her to lead you back to reality. Take shower, washing certain body parts as fast as you wish, exit shower, dry off and resume normal daily routines.

Answer 5

Just when you think that a VP choice couldn't any better somebody else comes in and raises another great point.

Way to go!

Answer 6

It would be interesting if she purposely stole Tina Fey's glasses.

Answer 7

See, this is what happens when you pick a token unqualified women as your VP. The sexist pigs come out and she gets no respect. Thanks McSame for setting women back 50 years. Any 'ol woman won't due. Palin is no Hillary, by far. She doesn't even know what a VP does. McCain just wants her to shut up have his dinner ready when he gets home.

Answer 8

Dude if your fetish for glasses is that strong, you need help.