Does St Peter hand out bacon sandwiches and fizzy pop?

Question

While you're waiting in the queue for heaven.

Answer 1

No.

Answer 2

Yum, hope so, would prefer if he did it outside oxford circus tube station though

Answer 3

Don't give up your day job.

Answer 4

sure, but it might be kinda awkward when the pig wants his skin back, it being the afterlife and all....

Answer 5

No I think he hands out excruciatingly tough questions about why you made the decisions you made in your life, and whether you really chose to go to heaven or not, before he lets you in...

Answer 6

yah  

Answer 7

Gee I hope so

Answer 8

I really couln't say. It might be worthwhile to invite St P for a cuppa and ask him.

I will be the only one, no queue, so I won't need fizzy pop. When he congratulates me coming through a bumpy ride,  I will tell him you lot are down there trying to clamber the ladder and need fizzy pop.

Answer 9

Don't know why he'd bother.

A) People without bodies don't really NEED food or drink.

B) In eternity there are NO waiting lines. ALL is NOW.

Answer 10

only to the Muslims and Jews.  they get to eat bacon in heaven.

Answer 11

lol

Answer 12

Peter is not standing at the gates of Heaven. That's a Roman Catholic legend.

Answer 13

I imagine they probably have a ticketing system in place, so you don't need to stand in the queue so much as hang around the reception lobby until you've been called. In which case, I'd assume it would be more of a champagne and finger-food deal. Maybe spring rolls and quiches?

Answer 14

The Jesus will save you from your sinfulness and such and the like.