Does Ted Kennedy really have a brain tumor? ?

Question

How can he have a brain tumor if he does not possess the necessary host? I'm being serious.

Answer 1

Touché

Don't all politicians lack in that area though?

Answer 2

Sorry, but he looked a little under the influence to me last night.

Answer 3

Yes, additionally, his butt contains a growth the exact size and shape of his head.

Answer 4

Being a leftist any invading entity would be parasitic replacing the object of nourishment with mass. When Teddy goes, you will know the last morsel was delicious.  

Answer 5

You got that right.

Answer 6

I believe most of his brain cells were first cauterized by alcohol and their nutrients were absorbed by the similar cancerous brain cells.  At least he didnt kill them on a bridge.

You can tell because for every 100 absurd and inflammatory remarks from his stunted brain cells, you hear one or two (at most) of his normal cells peep.  Witness:

"Today, we say the only thing we have to fear is four more years of George Bush."

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This is an example of his mutated cancer cells speaking.

Here, however, he appears to be tapping into his beleaguered healthy cells:

"We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction."

In other instances he shows the ability to think logically, such as when he got into a drunken car accident on a bridge and elected not to try to save his dying companion so that he could deny he was ever there:

"Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things."

I think we can conclude that although kennedy did have some healthy cells at one point, he was always a sleaze bag.

Answer 7

Every time I wonder how low people on the right will actually go, someone posts a "question" like this and shows me that it's even lower than I might have thought.

It's OK to make fun of Michael J. Fox for his illness, of the Obama children for acting like kids and of Ted Kennedy for having a terminal illness.  Do you guys have any positive issues to run on?