Does Ur-a**s jokes seem funny to anyone when it is your astronomy professor that makes them?

Question

Are they funny to anyone ever? I am not judging but merely asking because I am curious if I am the only one that finds them funny yet odd at the same time? Does anyone one know any Ur-a**s jokes?

Answer 1

if uranus tunes blue see a doctor asap

Answer 2

Only if the prof doesn't normally do that sort of thing.

Did you know that you can fit 64 Earth's inside Uranus?

Answer 3

Oh gee, another Uranus joke... they're funny every once in a while, but we get them often around here and they loose their affect after a while. I would laugh uncontrollably if my astronomy professor cracked one (there's a joke to be made there too!). I'm not in college... I'm not even in high school... but my science teacher is insane... I don't think she can make a joke about anything, much less a joke about a planet. She thought that Mercury was the farthest planet away from the sun.

Here are some common Uranus jokes:

- Is Uranus massive?

- Is Uranus gassy?

- Can I see Uranus?

- Are we going to send a probe into Uranus?

- Is Uranus so massive that things orbit it?

- Why is Uranus a planet?

But there are many, many more.

Answer 4

There is one involving Klingons, butt I forget the details.

Answer 5

i normally dont find them funny but if an astronomy professor makez sum jokez about it, then yes, i would laugh my *** off.

Answer 6

I haven't found those funny since I was about ten years old, and it doesn't matter who tells the 'joke'. If the name Uranus is pronounced properly, they don't even make sense. YOOR-uh-nus is the preferred pronunciation, not yoor-AY-nus. If anything, these jokes should have something to do with urine.

Answer 7

There was an episode of Futurama where the Professor invents a smell-a-scope, capable of bringing distant smells right to your nose (hey, it's a cartoon!)  Fry says something to the effect of "Well, just make sure you don't point it at Uranus!"  Nobody laughs.  The Professor explains that they renamed the planet Uranus in (some year in our future but their past) to end that stupid joke once and for all.  When Fry asks what they changed the name to, the Professor says "Urectum!"

Classic.

Answer 8

I do not know any but would probably die laughing if my professor attempted to tell one. Go on, tell a couple but do not let it get old (and it will quick). Then people will just be laughing at you, if even at all. The shock value is always funny.

Answer 9

no and i perfer to say ur-inus instead of uranus

Answer 10

oh... come... on.

this is the Astronomy & Space section.

most of the guys here think the epitome of humor is either The Three Stooges (only Curlies) or f**t jokes.

I remember some of the guys in my Observatory Practice class in college, and yeah... I think they would have laughed at Ur-a**s jokes.  (we did try to pronounce it correctly, when in public)

Next you will be asking "How many of you guys have ever kissed a girl?"

Answer 11

Why not 'Urin us'? Because that is a joke on us. A joke is always on others.

Answer 12

i think this is the best joke to pull...  and it's simple.  just by getting someone to go to http://stuffididlastnight.com

Answer 13

Lucas C wrote:

"...the Professor says "Urectum!""

Urectum?!

d**n near killed 'em!