Does Vogon poetry rock your world?

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Does it send you running with your towel for the first ship leaving for Alpha Centauri

Answer 1

Yes, yes, I quite enjoy Vogon poetry. My favourite - by far - has to be "Sitting Under a Toadstool One Spring Morning Picking My Nose."

Answer 2

well if you're in pain already, it can take  your mind off the original pain.. .unless that was a headache. But if you broke your arm you could just recite vogon poetry and you'd forget about your arm.

If there's a site full of Vogon poetry online somewhere I'd love to know where in case of emergencies.

Answer 3

why do you use big words with me.....