Does a woman's menstrual cycle have any effect on vegetables growing in a garden,or the canning of food?

Question

Does a woman's menstrual cycle have any effect on vegetables growing in a garden,or the canning of food?

Answer 1

Yes, but only if it's Friday the 13th and the orbit of Venus aligns with that of Neptune. It's all very simple, really.

Answer 2

No

Answer 3

A woman's menstrual cycle doesn't usually affect the vegetables growing in a garden, but if the moon turns blue, and h**l nearly surfaces, and a light cold breeze blowing by the loins of an alpaca reaches the garden as a donkey brays to the silent resonance of a Stradivarius violin while a fat woman screams pitifully, the garden then may be affected.

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