Does any 1 know the jamaican poem Chat Chat by Ms. Louise bennet?

Question

Ive been trying 2 find that poem for a while now can someone help

Answer 1

This may not be it but I have no idea what else you could mean. Add details or email me with further details.

Dry-Foot Bwoy, by Miss Lou

Wha wrong wid Mary dry-foot bwoy?

Dem gal got him fi mock,

An when me meet him tarra night

De bwoy gi me a shock!

Me tell him seh him auntie an

Him cousin dem sen howdy

An ask him how him getting awn.

Him seh, 'Oh, jolley,jolleyl'

Me start fi feel so sorry fi

De po bad-lucky soul,

Me tink him come a foreign lan

Come ketch bad foreign cole!

Me tink him got a bad sore-troat,

But as him chat-chat gwan

Me fine out seh is foreign twang

De bwoy wasa put awn!

For me notice dat him answer

To nearly all me seh

Was 'Actually', 'What', 'Oh deah!'

An all dem sinting deh.

Me gi a joker de gal dem laugh;

But hear de bwoy, 'Haw-haw!

I'm sure you got that bally-dash

Out of the cinema!'

Same time me laas me temper, an

Me holler, 'Bwoy, kirout!

No chat to me wid no hot pittata

Eena yuh mout!'

Him tan up like him stunted, den

Hear him no, 'How siiley!

I don't think that I really

Understand you, actually.'

Me seh, 'Yuh understan me, yaw!

No yuh name Cudjoe Scoop?

Always visit Nana kitchen an

Gi laugh fi gungoo soup!

'An now all yuh can seh is "actually"?

Bwoy, but tap!

Wha happen to dem sweet Jamaica

joke yuh use fi pop?'

Him get bex and walk tru de door,

Him head eena de air;

De gal-dem bawl out affa him,

'Not going? What! Oh deah!'

An from dat night till tedeh, mah,

Dem all got him fi mock.

Miss Mary dry-foot bwoy!

Cyaan get over de shock!

Answer 2

There is no "Chat Chat"

It's either Cuss Cuss or Kas Kas

Cuss Cuss



Gwan gal yuh fava teggereg,

Ah wey yuh gwine goh do?  

Yuh an yuh boogooyagga fren

Dem tink me fraid o' yuh?  

Goh wey, yuh fava heng-pon-nail,  

Is me yuh want fe trace?  

Me is jus de one fi teck me han

An leggo pon yuh face.  

Fe me han noh jine chu'ch an me naw

Pay licen fe me mout',  

Me wi tell yuh bout yuh--se yah

Gal noh badda get me out.  

Me noh know is wat kine o' chu'ch

Fe yuh mout' coulda jine,  

Yuh lip dem heng dung lacka wen

Mule kean meck up him mine.  

Gwan, me an yuh noh combolo,  

Yuh foot shapeless an lang

Like smaddy stan far fiing dem awn

An meck dem heng awn wrang.  

Fe yuh foot fava capital K,  

Koo pon yuh two nose-hole!  

Dem dis big an open out like

Miss Tane outsize fish bowl.  

Goh wey, yuh kean bwile sof egg

But still yuh want get ring,  

Noh man na gwine fe married yuh

Wen yuh kean do a ting.  

Is grudge yuh grudgeful, me kean cook

But me ben goh dah good school,  

Me got intelligency yuh

Illiterated fool !

Me sorry fe de man yuh get

De po' ting hooden nyam

When you ackebus him salt-fish

An bwilivous him yam.

or

Kas Kas

Kas Kas by Louise Bennett

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Yuh se me trial now mah?

Dat marga gal winjy

Want put me eena kas-kas

An big lian story

She sen come call me toder day

An wen ah goh me chile

De whole fambly gader roun me

Like I was kerosene ile

Dem sey smaddy tell miss Terry

An she tell her darter

Dat Lou dah walk bout an dah

definate her character

An de smaddy wey tell Miss Terry

Sey smaddy wey know Winjy

Sey Winjy tell dat smaddy an

Dat smaddy mus be me

Wen dem start fe chat yuh se mah

Ah glad i wasn' ile

For ah hooda mus ketch fire

De way me tempa bwile

Ah plasta me mout pon dem yaw

Ah hooden tek it soh

Dem nevah know sey dat I know

De rightful way it goh.

I hear say Jane sey Imo sey

Dat Amy sey dat Sue

Tel smaddy dat Miss Matty sey

She hear sey Sam beat Lou

Me ongle whisper it to Fan

An she goh fas tell Ju_

Him tell Doan and she pinch tell Vie

An Vie goh tell back Sue

Den Sue ax Matty, and you know

De size o fe har mout

She call fe Winjy name an den

De ole tory bruck out

But Lou sey Sam doan beat har

Him ongle fling a stone

An it meck mistake and soh l**k har

An bruck har collar-bone

An weel right t'rough de gate and all

Dem call I hooden look

I doan bizniz wid dem Kas kas

For my life is open book