Does any body have any good jokes?

Question

Hello

I am wondering if any of you have any new jokes to say. I want to hear some new or old funny jokes lol? WHO HAS THE BEST JOKES ????????????????? PLEASE VOTE FOR THE BEST JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Answer 1

                              The Magic Log

  There are three guys

  First Guy says hey theres the magic log...Secong guy says cool... (Magic Log Makes yuor Dreams Come true...)First guy Jumps and says i wanna Be rich ...He becomes rich...Second Guy jumps and says i wanna be rich..He becomes rich..Third guy Jumps and accidently trips before going over the log and says ohh s**+#..and he becomes s**+#

                                  

Answer 2

I do   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8tb6Nb8m...

One Sunday Morning Pastor Bob advised his congregation: "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. In prepararation for my message, I want you all to read Mark 17". The following Sunday the reverend asked for a show of hands from those who had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. Pastor Bob smiled and announced, "Well, Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

Answer 3

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some ******’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more ******’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the ******’ French toast."