Does any of you have a way to send me back in time?

Question

Please let me borrow it! I will pay you. Money is not an issue for me. I promise not to change anything in the past. I just want to draw UFOs on cave walls and stuff as a joke. I just need to go back 10,000 years. so that would be like year -80,008 I guess.

Answer 1

Sorry to bust you bubble but, we don't have a way to go back in time! I hope your being sarcastic and your not being serious. If so. get a phsyciatrist.

Answer 2

The most I could manage is 23hrs 59min and 59 sec. What are you prepared to offer for that.

Answer 3

I have a way but it isn't reversible so you'd be stuck in that year.  I don't think you'd like it too much since there is no hospitals or plumbing or anything.  Your life expectancy would drop too much so I can't in good conscious reveal my method.  Sorry.

Answer 4

Wel.....OK.  But please have Eloy (my nickname for my time machine) home by midnight.  I need it in the morning and don't want to wait up for you.

Answer 5

If you send me enough money, I will start building a machine for this.   I think it is going to cost quite a bit.   So far, it hasn't been done, but I think I can do it with a little luck.   How much do you have, by the way?

Answer 6

Your question is ridiculous, and you can't do simple math.

Answer 7

have you been checked for insanity in your lifetime?