Does any one know how to open a can of worms?

Question

Does any one know how to open a can of worms?

Answer 1

I used to but I quit. I would open a can of worms, then I'd have to open a can of whoopass. One thing would lead to another and I'd wind up in the can.

Edit: rephrased

Answer 2

I havent actually tried it, but the guys at the website below should be able to help you. http://www.abundantearth.com/store/canow...  

Answer 3

With a heavy hand and strong head

Answer 4

With a can operner, of course.  If you don't have good hands, get an electric one.

Answer 5

First obtain the can of worms. Place the can of worms on a level surface - preferably in your back yard or garden.

Second obtain a large self-powered chain saw and make sure that the safety catch is in the 'on' position. Place the saw on a firm surface near to the can of worms.

Third obtain a good quality mobile phone. Keep this in your hand whilst standing close to the other items.

Open wide the French doors into your sitting room.

Ring your Mother in Law on the mobile phone and tell her what you have prepared in your garden. Then tell her that you have just informed your wife all about your Mother in Law's behaviour with The First Battalion of The Manchester Regiment in 1957.

Take the chain saw, release the safety catch and carefully cut round the top edge of the can of worms.

Replace the safety catch on the saw and place it on the ground.

Pick up the opened can of worms, gripping by the top and bottom.

Hurl the contents of the can through the wide open French doors of your sitting room.

Wait a few moments for the screams to begin.

Answer 6

Yeah!  You don't need a can opener, all you need is a sharp tongue and a narrow mind!!!

Answer 7

h***s yeah I do.. Just tell your husband that your pregnant with your neighbors kid

Answer 8

electric can opener !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

Go into R&S and say either 'Atheists/Christians are stupid' (delete as appropriate), sit back and watch the chaos ensue.