Does any one know of any creative ideas to decorate a bike for a bike parade, that will stun everybody?

Question

My neighborhood has a bike parade every year does anyone have an idea how i can decorate my bike to win.

Answer 1

Completely chrome all metal parts and get colored tires.

Answer 2

spraypaint it pink and scream "IM g*y!"

Answer 3

Put d****s and p***s balloons all over it and put a bell on it and ring it all the way through the parade!  Oh and get a p***s shaped seat I'm sure you can find one on the internet!

Answer 4

Give it a theme... batman or superman would be cool... and then you can put a cape on it and a batman or super man symbol.... and put some lights on it!  Or you could make it look like the bat mobile!