Does any1 know any randon cool sayings..?

Question

Does any1 know any random cool sayings like.."nothing is ever entirly wrong..even a broken clock is right twice a day..

Answer 1

Take your pick.... This website was started by a guy who makes me laugh every day, if ever someone deserved to be rich, it's probably the guy that thought this stuff up.

My favorites include

A dramatic picture of a clear blue sky, a tornado and a storm in one picture, "Change - When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles."

http://despair.com/changewinds.html

With a beautiful picture of a rose, "Destiny - You and I were meant to be together....perhaps as a punishment."

http://despair.com/destiny.html

With a stylized close up of some French Fries - "Potential - Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up."

http://despair.com/potential.html

Answer 2

"The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear."

The source listed below is full of wonderful, thoughtful quotes like that.

Answer 3

Here are some of my favorites:

If you really want to look tall, pick short friends.

Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If we quit voting, will they all go away?

The person who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

A guy goes into a second-hand shop to buy one for his watch.

Skydivers are good to the last drop.

I've been waiting so long to see the doctor, I think I recovered.

Shopping is patriotic - it's good for the economy.

I like work, it fascinates me.  I can sit and look at it for hours.

Answer 4

Suicide is a man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'"

--Bill Maher

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd**k', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

- Chris Rock