Does anybody ave yo mamma jokes i like them alot?

Question

i love jokes like that so please tell me

Answer 1

Your momma's so fat that when she goes bungee jumping, she takes down the bridge, too.

Your momma's so fat that when she went deep sea diving

she started singing "We Are Family" with the whales.

Your momma's so ugly that she stuck her head out of a window and was arrested for indecent exposure.

Your momma's so fat that when she ordered a house to be built, they made it earthquake proof to protect it from her.

Your momma's so fat that she stepped on a scale and it said "One person at a time, please."

Your momma's so fat that she has her own gravitational pull.

Your momma's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Your momma's so fat when she went to a restaurant she got a group discount.

Your momma's so fat she drove an "All you can eat" buffet out of business.

Your momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Your momma's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "We don't do livestock."

Your momma's so fat she has two zip codes!

Your momma's so fat when she does hopscotch she goes to New York, L.A., Chicago...

Your momma's so fat she sat on a dollar bill and it turned into four quarters.

Your momma's so fat she got liposuctioned and ended world hunger.

Your momma's so fat she's got more Chins that a Hong Kong phone book.

Your momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil.

Your momma's so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Your momma's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Your momma's so fat I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

Your momma's so fat she stands in two time zones!

Your momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Your momma's so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Your momma's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Your momma's so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.

Your momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Your momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Your momma's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

Your momma's so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

Your momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Your momma's so stupid when she was told not to write below the dotted line in her job application, she wrote "O.K."

Your momma's so stupid she stole free bread.

Your momma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Your momma's so old her birth certificate is written in Roman Numerals.

Your momma's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Your momma's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.

Your momma's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Your momma's so old her Social Security number is 1.

Your momma's so skinny she hula-hoops with a Lifesaver.

Please don't insult anyone TOO badly with these jokes.

Answer 2

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma’s  so fat, when she steps on a weighing scale, I see my phone number!

Yo momma’s  so fat, when she walks past my living room, I miss 3 movies!

Yo momma’s so fat when she bungee jumps, she jumps straight to h**l!

Yo momma’s so fat when she jumps into the ocean, the whales sing "We are family"

Answer 3

1.  your mama's teeth are so yellow when she got out the church she sang " let it shine let it shine let it shine".

2. your mama is so poor theres a telephone in Africa raising money for her broke azz.

3. Your mama is so stupid she thought dickies was a condum.

4. Your mama is so short she was this years Lepercon.

5. your mama is so poor she got a job striping at quizloz.

6. Your mama is so fat when she looked at the tag size it said "b***h lose some weight".

7. Your mama is so stupid she turned Madusa into stone

8. Your mama is so ugly she needs 2 bags to cover her face.

9. Your mama is so skinney she can take a Fruit Loop and do the hool-la-hoop with it.

10. Your mama is so fat even the Fun House miroses can't make her skinney.

11. Your mama is so g*y she kissed Rosie O' Donald.

12. Your mama is so ghetto when she brest you Koola came out1!!!!!!

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Answer 4

hahha come on!'s jokes were funny

Answer 5

yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said her phone number.

yo mama so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton cuz it said concentrate.

yo mama so fat when she went into the gulf of mexico ad farted, she started hurricane katrina.

yo mama so fat when she walked out the door with a yellow jacket on all the kids yelled "SCHOOL BUS!"

yo mama SO fat when she tell a joke, the only thing she cracks up, is the ground.

yo mama so ugly, she made the union cry.

yo mama so ugly, they renamed halloween yo-mama-ween.

yo mama so ugly, she looks worse then you.

well i have more but that's all i can think of right now.

hope you like em'!   (:

Answer 6

No I don't. I don't find anything funny that talks about my mother, who is now deceased. People have killed over "yo mamma".

Answer 7

Your momma’s so fat when she got on the scale it said “to be continued”

Your momma’s so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got arrested for mooning

Your momma’s teeth so yellow when she smiles, cars slow down

Your momma’s so nasty, she went to get a bath and all the water jumped out and said "h**l no"

Your momma’s so fat she walked on high heels and turned them to flats

Your momma’s so stupid she was driving a relative to the airport and saw a sign that said "airport left" so she turned around and went home

Your momma’s so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved

Your momma’s so black she has to wear white gloves to keep from eating her fingers when she has chocolate

Your momma’s so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Your momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went looking.

Your momma's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.

Your momma's so stupid she blinked and got lost

Your momma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Your momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Your momma’s so dumb that she goes to KFC to l**k people’s fingers

Your momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.

Your momma's so fat, when she goes to a concert she stands next to everybody!!!!

Answer 8

your momma is so fat the joggers jog around her for exersice

Answer 9

Yo mama is so nasty that she has to pour fresh salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama's lips are so big that chap stick had to make a spray.

Yo mama is so fat that she has her own zip code.

Yo mama is so fat that when she stands around........she stands around.

Yo mama is so stupid when someone told her it was chilly outside she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama is so stupid when I got a flat tire and told her there was a donut in the trunk she went to the trunk and ate it.

Yo mama is so fat that when she wore a Malcolm X hat helicopters started landing on it thinking it was a place to land.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama is so poor that she went to McDonald's to put a cheeseburger on lay away.

Yo mama is so black that when she gets cut she bleeds coffee.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that people use the tartar on her teeth as butter for their bread.

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the beach she's the only one who gets a tan.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps outside it's measured as a 10 on the rector scale.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps outside people think it's an eclipse.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her mother.

Yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "GET OFF!!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "Tilt".

Yo mama is so stupid that when her friends told her "Let's go paint the town red!" She ran and grabbed a can of paint and a brush.

Yo mama is so fat that she became the 9th wonder of the world.

Yo mama is so fat that when people saw her lying on the beach they yelled "Save the Whales!!" and tried to push her back into the water.

Yo mama is so fat that she plugged up the hole in the ozone.

Yo mama is so fat that they had to weigh her on a truck scale.

Yo mama is so nasty that the roaches in her house left because she smelled so bad.

Yo mama is so ugly she put the ugly stick to shame.

Yo mama is so old that she farts dust.

Yo mama is so old that her picture was next to Fred Flintsone's in her High School yearbook.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy that it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a head lock.

Yo mama is so nasty that when you walk in her house the dust bunnies trip you and the roaches steal you wallet.

Yo mama is so skinny that when she went to drain the bath water she would go down the drain too.

Yo mama is so skinny that she could wear cheerios as bracelets.

Yo mama is so stupid that she locked herself in her own car and couldn't get out.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama is so short that she can walk under your bed.

Yo mama's head is so big that the "one size fits all" hats say "except yo mama".

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that she spits butter.

Yo mama is so fat that when she shops for clothes she has to by pass the S, M, L or XL sections and go to "Yo mama is too *amn fat" section.

Yo mama is so fat that the tag on her shirts say "Made by Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus."

Yo mama is so ugly that the cookie company used her face to make gorilla cookies.

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Answer 10

Yo momma is soooo ugly,she doesn't have a date of birth. She has a date of capture!