Does anybody else have flash backs from extra-terrestrial violations?

Question

Last summer me and my friend Lou were out in the desert and I swear to this day that I was violated. Sure, I know that we were pretty tanked up (hey, what else do you do in the middle of nowhere?) and having a pretty good time. But after I passed out I saw a bright light and felt an, shall we say, intrusion of my body. That morning I was kinda sore and feeling a bit dirty. I aked Lou about it and he said he didn't know nothin about.

But I still get these dreams and once in a while, a bad feeling about Lou.

Could it be that he is a space alien?

Answer 1

Just when I think we might have a decent question about this.......................................

Answer 2

I think you should probe Lou, a bit more.

Answer 3

is your cat playing mind games with you again or did she switch your pot for something else?

dang cats.  can't trust them

Answer 4

Could it be that you passed out and lou did the dirty and blamed it on aliens?

Answer 5

Lou's NOT a space alien, just a ... well, you know Lou.  He's one of your drinkin' buds after all.  Definitely not worth us wasting time on.  You on the other hand are posing a bit of a problem.  Leave the gophers alone and quit trying to mess with things.  So I take it that when you yelled out "Oooh, I want more!!!" that you were actually complaining.  Please be clear about this.  It's crucial to our research team.  Human language is most difficult to interpret.  The read outs on your sensory output conflicts with not only data collected but your recent references to this experience.

Answer 6

Hmmmm, quite interesting. How did you see the bright light after the time you had passed  out?  How was it that  you felt an 'intrusion  of your body' being passed out?

None-the-less,  I would have the contents  of the beer chemically  analyzed . Since Lou was drinking the same type of beer at the time that day I would suspect he was also affected

Answer 7

Yes, I think the only explanation is that Lou is a space alien.... from Uranus.  :)  At least that should be your story if anyone should ask.

Answer 8

Well, it could have been things like people from the future coming from a time machine or anything of that such. It also could have been something like a severe case of a seizure coming from shock. Flashing lights that come very randomly could put you into shock and make you lose memory. If you really think that the friend of yours is something extraordinary, you could ask him what you were doing a couple seconds before and after that event happened. If he says that he forgot, it could mean that he was put into a severe seizure and loss some of his short-term memory. If he remembers everything, you know that if he remembered what happened at the same time that occured, he should have been aware of the flashing lights, so just be aware of something suspucious. Hope he isn't a creep (in a good way)!!!!!

Answer 9

I've never meet an alien but have visions of ufo's flying overhead.

Answer 10

LOLzzzz, absolutely the story to tell my man the next time he wants to go out for a beer with his buddy.