Does anybody have a time machine for sale?

Question

Does anybody have a time machine for sale?

Answer 1

I have one but it's inter-dimensional and it needs an overhaul. I wouldn't want you to re-materialize in the lining of a stripper's panties or an evangelists bedroom.

Answer 2

No I'm sorry I do not but I am living in the land that time forgot! Kentucky. You do not need a tooth brush or shoes and the all time favorite pick up line is "Nice Tooth"

Answer 3

u can buy a 8 dollar watch at walmart, it can tell the time pretty good.... walmart always has the lowest prices

Answer 4

yes i do

10 million........cash

will not ship 2 nigeria or any other foreign country

:)

Answer 5

Oh yes.  please send all your money to me.  I will send the system as soon as your playment clears my bank!

Answer 6

Let me know if you find one, OK?

I have some changes to make.