Does anybody have any good racing tips?

Question

i challenged my freind james to a footrace the other day and he basically kicked my ***. hes fit and runs like a beast, and im a little chubby and i was wearing flip flops at the time which probably contributed to my *** kicking. is there anything that can help me beat him? should i kick rocks at the back of his ankles or something?

Answer 1

maybe next time challenge him to a hot-dog eating competition instead!!

Answer 2

you sol man, try asking him to run on foot and u on a bike or something, other than that just wait till u can drive. Ha :)

Answer 3

Different shoes, tripping him.