Does anybody have any related stories? 10 points for the best

Question

My Husband answered the door the other day to a beautifull young lady wearing a very low cut top.

"Hi my names .... " the youg lady starts off

"I'm from the Charity ..............., have you ever heard of us?"

"Yes." replys my husband

"I was wondering if I could speak to the man of the house about a small donation," says the young lady.

My husband looks down her top and replies

"Sorry the wife's not at home!"

And he shuts the door in her face.

This is a true story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was in hysterics when he told me. Does anyone else have a story similar?

Answer 1

that is pretty funny...unfortunately, I do not have anything that funny to share!