Does anybody know a millionaire that can help me out of a tight spot without all the red tape?

Question

my credit is not that good either

Answer 1

The reason that a millionaire is a millionaire is because they don't throw away money. They spend only for logical expenses and for things which will in time make them more money.

Giving you money to help you out of a tight spot fits neither of those and therefore you will be unable to find someone willing to help.

Ideally, you should be saving 10%+ from every paycheck... even if that means you have to cancel the cable, get rid of the cell phone, or stop smoking/playing the lotto.

If you are able to successfully go 6 months of saving 10%, up the percentage to 12.5%. Eventually you will find that it is easy to save money and be financially secure REGARDLESS of how much you earn.

As for the immediate situation, DO NOT BORROW!!!!!!

Either contact the person/company that you owe money to and discuss the possibility of a structure repayment plan or (if the first suggestion doesn't work) contact a legitimate non-profit debt resolution firm.

Answer 2

Your credit is not good? That is an indication for being irresponsible.  So, why would they want to help you?  What do have to offer?  What are you going to do with the money?  Build a church?  Feed the hungry?

Answer 3

I do. This guy owns an entire restaurant franchise, and I'm sure he can get you a starting position in one of his many restaurants around the globe. His name is Ronald Macdonald, hold on a sec while I find his number for you....

...Yeah. Okay, that was mean. But you should already know that there is no such thing as "free money". Sure some people win the lotto and all that, but karma has a way of making things right in the end.

Get a job like the rest of us. If you already have a job, then get a better one.

Good luck!