Does anybody know any good "YOUR MOM IS SO..." fat/dumb etc jokes?

Question

Does anybody know any good "YOUR MOM IS SO..." fat/dumb etc jokes?

Answer 1

Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key

your momma's so dumb, she went to disney world and saw a sign that said 'disney world left' so she turned around and went home.

your momma's so dumb she called the operator to see how far it was from ohio to california. the operator said 1 minute and she said thank you and hung up.

your momma's so fat that when she puts on a yellow jacket people run after her and shout taxi

Answer 2

Your mama's so old when David fought Goliath she called the cops.

Your mama's so old she has an autographed copy of the bible.

Your mama's so old I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

Your mama's cooking is so bad the flies in the house fixed the hole in the screen door.

Your mama's so fat that when I saw her walking down the street, I ran out of gas half way around her.

Your mama's so fat her mail box says "Home of the Whopper"

Answer 3

mmm

what are u using them for?

Answer 4

Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey

Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm

Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list

Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it

Yo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart

Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911

Yo momma's so dumb she called the 7-11 store to see when they closed

Yo momma's so dumb she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer: white out is on the screen

Yo momma's so dumb she thought if she woke up fast enough she could see her self sleeping

Yo momma's so dumb she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat for food

Yo momma's so dumb when you she got pregnant she asked the doctor are you sure its mine?

Yo momma's so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said Wow it comes with cable too

Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals

Yo momma's so old her memory is in black and white

Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter

Yo momma's so old her b*****s squirt out powderd milk

Yo momma's so old she was a waitress at the last supper

Yo momma's so po she can't even afford the last two letters

Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice

Answer 5

Yo momma is so fat, when you get bored you just jump on her leg, slap it, and ride the waves

and

Yo momma's so fat, she got stuck in a car and they had to grease the door way and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her out.

Answer 6

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out. :]

Answer 7

yo mamma's so fat it took me a week to find her p***y.

yo mamma's so fat she uses a b-double for a wheelchair.

yo momma's so fat that astronauts just climb up her to the moon.

yo momma's so fat she uses sheep as tampons.

yo mamma's so fat that midgets have their own country on her ***.

yo momma's so fat her orgasms make earthquakes.

Answer 8

I don't know why I always remember this one:your momma (is) so fat when she died, God couldn't lift her spirit

Answer 9

Your  Mama So fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

lol Chase off of House MD.  

Answer 10

Yo mama is so dumb,she took my phone and started shaving her legs, cause I told her it was a razor.

Yo mama  is so dumb, she took her WHOLE family and walked up to the register and said to the lady " here's my family now where's my dollar"?

Yo mama is so dumb, that she wasted a whole ten hour trying to put m&m'm in order.

Yo mama is so dumb, that she saw a school bus full with cacuasens, she started yelling " HEY STOP THAT TWINKEE"!!!!

Answer 11

YO MAMA is a prostitute that wears bell bottoms and platform high heels they call her "That 70's Ho"

YO MAMA is so fat were in her right now

YO MAMA so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

YO MAMA so stupid it took her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes

YO MAMA coochy is so hairy you almost died of rug-burn when you were born

allof these are gauranteed to get you laughs

Answer 12

your mom is so ugly they renamed halloween 'yo mamaween'

your mom is so fat they had to baptize her at sea world

you mom is so fat when it rains she uses the high way as a slip in slide

your mom is so ugly i heard big foot takes pictures of her

Answer 13

yo mama so stupid she took a giant spoon to the Super Bowl

Answer 14

18+ Lol

Yo mommas p***y is so hairy, it looks like she got ben wallace in a headlock.

Yo mommas p***y is so hairy, when she gives birth, her baby gets rugburn.

Answer 15

your mothers so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Answer 16

Yo mamma is so fat, she wore a red dress to church and kids were running behind her going, "KOOOLAID, KOOOLAID..."

Yo mamma is so fat she slid down the rainbow and made skittles.

Answer 17

You're momma is so fat her belt size is equator.  

Answer 18

go to www.bored.com. click on the link humor. then scroll down to where it says funny insults. There are so many of them!

Answer 19

ur mum is so dum wen i climbed on top of her my ears popped

ur my is so hairy the only language she can speak is wookie

ur mum is so dum that wen god was givin out brain she thought he meant milk shake so she asked for a thick 1

ur mum is so fat that she goes to kfc an licks other peoples fingers

Answer 20

you need props for dis lol get a big deodarant stick

and be like yo mommas lips so big dis is her chap stick and den u pull out the deodarant

gets em everytime

Answer 21

Yo mama is so fat that if she puts on a yellow outfit and  jumps, people think the sun is rising

Yo mama is so dumb, she stared at the orangejuice box for 2 hours because it said concantrate on it.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

yo mama is so stupid, when she got to disney world  and it said disney world left, she turned around and went home.

Yo mama is so dumb, she got fired from a job at the M&M factory because she threw out all the ones that had W's on them.

Yo mama is so dumb, she asked people "whats the number for 911?"

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so stupid, she stole free bread.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Thats all i got for now. I have more but I got to go. See ya