Does anybody know how I can get Chuck Norris' agent to let me talk to Chuck about joining my Mariachi band?

Question

I'm pretty sure he'd be into it but his agent keeps telling me to stop calling his house so late at night... I even tried singing and playing some of our stuff on the phone. We were hoping he could fill in as vihuela after our boy's wife told him he had to quit and get a real job...

Answer 1

my fish knew chuck's fish but...

MY FISH DROWNED : (

Sorry thats the only way i would know to get to chuck!

Answer 2

Just keep trying! Eventually Chuck will see the good thing you have going and join immediately!

Answer 3

I'd phone Chuck direct and give it to him straight.  Join the band or you're history.  Chuck appreciates that sort of down to earth talk,  

Answer 4

Your contact could be construed as stalking, write a nice letter to the agent, maybe send him a demo tape. The chances of the chuckster joining your band are pretty slim, to none, but I gotta give you an A for effort!

Answer 5

Carry on singing on the phone, he will eventually see you.!!!

:-))..........lol.!!

Answer 6

Dont you hate stuck up celebrities?  Man what is this guys hang up?