Does anyone any good disses??

Question

Does anyone know any good disses that isnot a yo mama dis

Answer 1

Me plus your mum minus a condom equals you

Answer 2

You can say "You are so fat, when you measure your weight, it's the same as my phone number!" or, the classic, "you've got a face only your mother could love."

Answer 3

I see that people take pictures of you to tape on their windows to scare away robbers

what smells like fish? oh look its your mom

Answer 4

I see that people take pictures of you to tape on their windows to scare away robbers

what smells like fish? oh look its your mom