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Does anyone else have any [clean] funny and embarrassing stories?

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I was sitting on a ledge looking out over the college library courtyard -- where there were "lots" of people. I was going to stand up and walk back across the ledge to the stairs, but I realized it probably wasn't a good idea. My legs were shaking, somehow the muscles were fatigued... I decided not to try and stand up and end up falling forward off the ledge, so I jumped off -- feet-first. (It was only about 6 ft. off the ground.)

Well, I hit the ground and my knees buckled. And I half-crumpled, half-shot backwards and landed on my backside. I just sat there -- stunned -- for a moment, and then, I realized that everyone was laughing at me, including the Soldier I had landed in front of.

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  1. That's funny. Last Wednesday, instead of telling my coworkers I was glad I live close to work, (with gas prices) I said I was glad I live close to home. I'm not normally an idiot, but I thought about getting another job.


  2. I just got this funny story from my younger brother.

    The setting is in the kitchen and he was eating his meal.

    Bro: Mom, I guess I can't finish the food.

    Mom: I know you can finish your food.

    Bro: But i'm not hungry anymore.

    Mom: You are just too excited to play, don't you know that there are million children of your age who are hungry at this moment?

    Bro: If I finish my food right now will they not be hungry anymore?

  3. Little is so shocking than to have the ground hit you in an unexpected way....I'm afraid I can't top you today. Thanks for the chuckle!

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