Does anyone feel like telling secrets or storys or jokes ? 10p 4 the best?

Question

i have nothin to do so if anyone has a funny jokes or secrets or storys or anything about them or anything??? just write it on here and the best one will get 10p =D ( random i no )

Answer 1

There were two Irish men sitting on the floor. And one fell off.

Answer 2

Knock Knock,

Who's there...?

Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blew who?

Michael Jackson...

Answer 3

SECRET. I made love with my girlfriend (1962 -65), her sister (1966), her aunt(who is 6 weeks older) (1967 -68) and her mother (1967- 68).  As far as I know, only the youngest sister new about me and her older sister, and the younger sister suspected me and her mother.  Other than those 4, no one else knows north of the Chesapeake Bridge-Tunnel, except for now. he he

Answer 4

Cool, I think I have a pretty good one.

There was 2 little boys, and the oldest boy was going to have a birthday the next day. The oldest boy says:

"You know what? Since I am turning 7 tomorrow, I'm going to start cursing."

The youngest boy says, "Well, what are you going to say?"

"I'm going to say 'd**n'."

"Well, if you're going to start cursing, I am too."

The older boy says,"What are you going to say?"

"I'm going to say a**."

So, the next day, it's the older boy's birthday, and his mom wakes him up. She asks him, "Well, it's your birthday, so what would you like for breakfast?"

"I want some d**n toast."

The mother spanks him and puts him in the corner. The other boy is laughing his head off. Mon asks him, "Well, what do you want for breakfast?"

"You can bet your a** I don't want no d**n toast, that's for sure!"

LOL!

Answer 5

one time on my birthday my mom got me tickets to a Jonas brothers concert. I got a new pair of pants just for the concert but they were a bit too big, but I wore them anyway. After the concert I was trying to get autographs. I was screaming for them. I finally got there attention and they

were laughing for some reason. I realized that my pants fell down and everybody was looking at my bunny underwear it was probably the funniest most embarrassing moment of my life!  

Answer 6

A husband walks into his room to find his wife checking herself out in the mirror so he asks what are you doing?

and she answers, "well today i went to the doctor and he said i have the b***s of a 25year old"

and he says "what did he say about your 50 year old ***"

and she replies, "im sorry honey but your name never came up in the conversation"

Answer 7

Here is a secret:

I got high and had a guy blow crack smoke up my @ss.