Does anyone have a good comeback to to Englishman Scotsman Irishman jokes?

Question

I'm Scottish but live in Ireland. I have an English friend who lives here also, who keeps texting me jokes about an Englishman, a Scotsman and Irishman, the Irishman always being the butt who does something foolish.

Does anyone have a real good comeback?

Answer 1

How do you get ten Englishmen into a mini car?

Put a managing director in the front seat and the other nine will crawl up his ****!

Answer 2

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/ind...

http://www.fionasplace.net/irishjokes/an...

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Answer 3

All the ones 1 have are of making fun of the paddyirishman but can i just say -QueenOfPaleness- that one was good. very good!

Answer 4

paddy englishman,paddy scotsman,paddy irishman and paddy welshman ar on a plane. the plane is struggling,and the pilot says they need to loose some of the load. paddy scotsman shouts 'this is for scotland',and jumps out the door. paddy welshman shouts 'this is for wales' and jumps out the door. paddy irishman shouts 'this is for ireland' and pushes paddy englishman out the door!!!

=D

Answer 5

classic dub comeback...emmm...err....so's ur ma!! works every time....

Answer 6

It was the 8th day, god had just created the world and was fairly pleased with himself, so he called all his buddies around to have a look see, he pointed out the Americas, Asia and the middle east. showed them the beauty of Africa but kept his proudest achievement till last, one of his friends exclaimed that it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen, the rivers and rolling hills of Ireland, the mountains and lakes of Scotland and the valleys and Forrest's of Wales, another then asked what was with the **** hole beside it and god replied, " that's england, I had to make it up to the Irish, Scottish and Welsh, because just wait till they meet the ***-holes I had to give them as neighbors"

Answer 7

Ostracize.

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All hostile people are mentally disturbed [inferiority complex, etc.]

Ostracize all hostile people immediately and permanently!!

Answer 8

I love the one the above answerer gave! It is my all time favourite Paddy joke!