Does anyone have a hilarious saying or quote?

Question

Does anyone have a hilarious saying or quote?

Answer 1

Great minds run in great circles!haha

Answer 2

S**t happens, life goes on

Answer 3

1. If you keep on doing what you've always done, you're going to keep on getting what you always got.

2.  _________ would rather climb a tree to tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.

Answer 4

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Answer 5

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Answer 6

My favorite by Rita Mae Brown:

Lead me not into temptation.. I can find the way myself!"

John Prine:

If heartaches were commercials, we'd all be on tv.