Does anyone have a joke about cells (animal,plant cells)?

Question

Does anyone have a joke about cells (animal,plant cells)?

Answer 1

While sitting in lab the other day, a discussion broke out about weekend

plans. Naturally, these plans consisted mainly of drinking. Or, as one

person referred to it, "killing brain cells". Someone observed that, even

though alcohol supposedly kills brain cells, they seem to do better in

classes during which they regularly take in modest amounts of alcohol than

in classes where they don't. This turned out to be a fairly common

phenomenon.

Since this was during a cell bio class, and we'd been studying biochemical

pathways all day, we started theorizing about different mechanisms of how,

exactly, this works. We came up with two good ones: the "natural selection"

mechanism, and the "exfoliation" mechanism.

The natural selection theory states that drinking: alcohol kills off the

weak, old, and slow brain cells, leaving only the more fit and effective

ones.

The exfoliation theory holds that alcohol removes the old, crusty, dead

layer of brain cells, exposing young fresh ones which are much faster. Sort

of like peeling an onion.

Either hypothesis fits the data, but in order to determine which is the

true explanation, more "field study" will have to be done... such is the

price of science.

Answer 2

sorry no

Answer 3

And theres aways the joke about a guy asking a gal if she like a job planting tulips !

Answer 4

What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?

Hop on!  Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!

Answer 5

A platelet loved, not wise, but well,

Enamored of a red blood cell.

This love was sure to cause them pain

Because, you see,  they loved in vein.