Does anyone have a recipe for condoleezza rice?

Question

everyone keeps talking about condoleezza rice, and I've never tried it

Answer 1

You take one Asian lady named Leeza, do her in a Condo  then wait about 9 months then youll have condoleeza Rice. (Simple) anyone can do it.

Answer 2

Mix in a bowl:

3 C Mindless Loyalty

1 TBS Gap teeth

2 C Lying to congress about the 911 memos

1 C Gullibility

5 TBS Determination

1 OZ Stubbornness

1 LB Brown rice

Put in appointed office and bake for 8 years.

Answer 3

Yes,  you can get some at that bar that the band named Karaoke plays at

Answer 4

I don't think anyone's tried it...

Answer 5

It's a popular Iraqi dish: one part neocon and one part pure s*x.

Answer 6

You need at least one cup of Horse teeth, 2 tps. of butt-ugly.

Answer 7

Mix equal parts unrealistic optimism and harsh reality bring to a boil, cover and simmer on low heat for 4 or 5 or even 100 years, comes out bad every time.

Answer 8

it is not a very appealing dish, visually

Answer 9

I do know that it's served frozen cold, and it's really bland.