Does anyone have an excellent joke on 1) Money and 2) Business meeting?

Question

I prefer a one or two liner for business meeting and a small joke (one liner or a Q&A type) for money.

Please help!! I need it immidiately!!

Answer 1

this is kinda long and serious..not so much a joke tho.

so a guy held up 20 bucks and asked who wanted it, then everyone put their hands up.

he crumpled it, jumped on it, folded it and spit on it and ask who still wants it? still..a  lot of ppl put their hands up.

goes to show, money never looses its value, no matter how ugly it may seem on the outside.

Answer 2

A boss is like a diaper. They're always on your a** and usually full of s***!!!

Answer 3

Business & Money uh

Ok then lets do a little give n take here,

I give u the joke & u give me the money. Agreed?

Answer 4

THATS A BIG NEGATIVE