Does anyone have any catchy global warming phrases?

Question

I'm doing an extra-credit project to raise awareness on global warming. Im in the seventh grade, so no nuclear stuff. funny ones or witty ones would be helpful. Or websites with phrases would be good. Google isnt working on my computer, so dont tell me to google it, cuz it doesnt work.

Thankxxx

<33 Ashley

Answer 1

Global warming the earth goes green.

Answer 2

Global Warming?

It’s getting warm, it’s getting hot.

Some here think it’s all a plot.

Liberals say we’ve gone to far,

and now you need to junk your car.

Park your car, get on a bike.

Or use your feet to take a hike.

Walk to work, it’s good for you.

Gasoline, you must eschew.

But cons reply, Please tell me why

you’re making all this hue and cry

there’s nothing wrong, we’re all fine

in fact out country’s just divine.

Jobs are up, and taxes down,

and all you do is moan and frown.

True it’s warming, but we conclude,

that we’ll be growing far more food.

Is that a problem, that’s really bad

it sure seems to make you mad.

We’ll grow more rice and corn and wheat

And all will have enough to eat.

But don’t you see, that’s just not so

‘cause it takes rain for crops to grow.

And places that are now just right

will turn to desert, nearly over night.

Because the weather’s really fickle,

farmers’ll be in quite a pickle

to much sun, to little rain,

it’ll really be more than a pain.

But then again, it could be worse

this warming just might be the curse

that tips the balance, upsets the cart,

and all that fresh water could be the start

Of global cooling, wind and snow

and temp’s worse than 20 below.

The gulf stream is a fragile thing

and melting glaciers could well bring

A new ice age to this green land

and let me tell you, it won’t be grand

to see that ice some two miles high

cover Montana in the blink of an eye.

The gulf stream you see really critical

and this debate shouldn’t be political

If it fails, and just stops running

the world effects will be quite stunning

The lack of heat, in northern states

will leave them in most dire straits

Folks will all leave, they’ll have to go

South of the border, down to Mexico.

What happens then, what will they do

will border guards allow them through

To change their culture, take their jobs,

You know they think we’re really snobs

(2b continued zzzzz...)

Lin Lyons  2006

Answer 3

You Won&#039;t Feel So Clever When The World Dies On Us

Answer 4

Man Bear Pig

Answer 5

Think Globally, Act Locally

Answer 6

Save Earth, It&#039;s the only planet with chocolate!

Answer 7

The planet asks you to be nice, or you will pay the price