Does anyone have any cute, witty and/or funny quotes about love or life?

Question

lol love that 2nd one freerangchild

Answer 1

LIFE IS SHORT AND TIME IS SWIFT.

LIFE WITHOUT A FRIEND IS DEATH WITHOUT A WITNESS.

LOVE IS BLIND.

LIFE IS A JOURNEY FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE.

Answer 2

roses are red,

violets are blue

blah di blah di blah..

loving u is irresistable..

Answer 3

Time is fun when you're having flies. -- Kermit the Frog

Answer 4

Eat your own c**p, let other smell it.

Answer 5

Life is nothing but waiting and praying.

you wait to drive and pray for a nice car,



you wait to drink pray to not to have a hangover in the morning,



you wait to get married and pray all will be good,



you pray your wife stops getting on your nerves and wait for death.

:p

Answer 6

~"When your love leaves you, it doesnt mean they dont love you, that is because when your away from your love, you become more close to them"~Edited by me(sid)

~"In life you have to wander around..and when you're done, you need to find your way back"~ Sid(me)

~"love is a disease with no cure, and even if there was one, you wouldn't want it"...Sid(me)

~"love is hidden in the smile of your love. the lips of your love, eyes of your love, and most importantly in the heart of your love"...Sid(me)

~"love..what is it?

love is nothing without your heart...

without your kisses... your hugs... without your smile..and above all without YOU...love is nothing..except a 4 lettered word.."...Sid(me)

Answer 7

The goal of life is not to expand what you have, it's expanding what you have to give.

Answer 8

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

hair was put on your head to remind you that you can't control everything.