Does anyone have any good comebacks or disses????

Question

School is gonna start and people are gonna be pounden me with disses so if you had any that would help!?!?!?

Answer 1

Im sorry i need to get a translater because i dont speak L*****n.

Answer 2

your mother is so fat when she stands on the scale she sees her phone number

Answer 3

yo mama soooooooooooo fat, when she put her yellow rain coat on people start to yell  ! TAXY!

Yo soooo fat that you got a chance to be in an audiction called !run fat boy run!(say it slow motion)

(someone disses you)say at least i dont get my disses of the internet!

 

Answer 4

your moms so fat she stepped on the scales and it came up with  there mobile number

Answer 5

your mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry lol but only say that if they p**s you off

Answer 6

Your mom is like a big mac full of fat and worth only one dollar

Your mom is like a spearm whale when she blows everything goes out

Your mom is so fat when she sat on a game cube she made it to a game boy

 

 

 

 

 

Answer 7

is someone a little cranky because they broke yet another mirror this morning?

 

-sonja i made this pwn!!! :D

Answer 8

dont you need a licence to be that ugly

or...

you must be born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen

or...

Do you want people to accept you for you or do you want them to like you.

 

Answer 9

If someone says to suck their d***, say "Oh sorry when i was little my mom told me not 2 put small things in my mouth" lol

Answer 10

Id like to say that was a good diss but it wasn't

Heyyy!! I know who u remind me of!!! me when i was two!

Where'd u get that outfit, the dollar store???

If they say something mean b like ur one to talk u hipocrit!

If they say ur ugly b like u were born at home but ur mom went to the hospital when she saw u

I wish that i was younger so that i could enjoy ur company!

Answer 11

your muma so fat she got baptized in sea world.

Answer 12

Did I invite you to my BBQ? Then why are you all up in my grill???

Hey are you a bird? (They say no) Then why do you look so cheap?

made by Andrea! :)

Answer 13

1). yur a fckn disgrace tu the human raace,
i cant lose this weiight butchu cant loze that faace !

2). yu look like a dumb version of a mentally retarded person

3). i understand the anger yur habouring but right now yu look like a kid wh just lost an argument !

maade by Msz Roseau River ..

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Answer 14

if someone disses you and then says ha you have no comeback you say yes i dont have comeback because all my c*m is at the back at your moms throat

Answer 15

You Were Born at home! And when your mama saw you she went to the hospital! :P

Answer 16

I would slap you but i dont wanna make you look any better! :P