Does anyone have any good polar bear recipes?

Question

They look like they could be tasty? Do you grill em, slow cook them, fondue? They look like they might go well with a little spotted owl soup. You know the reclusive spotted owl? Taste like chicken, but a little gamy.

If liberals think the bears are doomed shouldn't we make the best of a bad situation?

Answer 1

I might get in trouble for this but I stole this recipe from Sarah Palin's upcoming cookbook, "Global Warming? More like Food Prepping"

Polar Brownies



Ingredients

1 egg

chocolate or vanilla pudding

Polar Bear meat

The Bible

First you take the polar bear meat and make it into square patties. Grill them on the grill until they fit your taste.

Mix the egg and pudding together in a bowl and preheat the oven to 450. layer the pudding and meat in a pan and place in microwave.

Read the bible to make sure God is in the kitchen and doesn't give your kid the devils curly hair.

After ten minutes pull the brownies out and eat. Mmmmmmm its delicious.

What a cookbook

Answer 2

deep fry, a little hot sauce.. um um good  

Answer 3

I like my polar bear slow roasted over a hickory fire.  Preferably stuffed with baby seal and a cranberry stuffing.