Does anyone have any ideas on what i could put in my a**s when i m********e? ?

Question

putting something in there helps me reach ejacultion when i m********e

Answer 1

well if you re 18 order a ********* from Edenfantasys.com they re awesome. or use a candlestick or a marker, or your finger, look around your house I'm sure you ll find something. but yea make sure you can get it out; good luck any other  questions email me at [e-mail]   PL&H

Answer 2

Sharpie marking pens are a favorite.  Just sure that whatever you use you can easily get back out again.  Once something slips past the sphincter muscle of your a**s, it's nearly impossible to get out without a doctor's help.  Don't count on being able to expel it as you would with p**p.

Answer 3

Mebee something non damaging like a cucumber??? Or save up and buy the Aneros. Cosmic o****m, that thing.

Answer 4

Have you tried a tampon? Lube it with a little lotion and it should slide all the way in. Don't try to pull it out, it will be dry and probably a little painful. Just push it all the way in and let it come out with your next 'deposit'

Answer 5

Things I have used.

Pickles in zip-loc bag or condom, and lube

(small) cucumbers in zip-loc bag or condom, and lube

one, two, three fingers up to about half my hand, and lube or vasoline or other such lubricant that doesn't sting when insterted in a**s.

Oh yeah, I have used candles too. and lube. or not.

d****s of various sizes, and lube.

"anal beads"  those are fun.

top half of a glass beer or pop bottle. make sure it doesn't have any nicks out of the glass. that would smart! oh- and lube. Oh and remove the cap!

I have used a vibrating "b*tt pl*g" and a vibrating anal bead. That can be fun if you can get your hands on something that vibrates. Oh yeah.

And, well, I am g*y, I have had other things in my a**s when I m********e. Ask me after class.

Answer 6

wtf the dude. ....

Answer 7

i say start with your finger...make sure to wash really good after.

Answer 8

uhhh that's just gross ew.

Answer 9

i like nothing better than a huge zucchini rammed up my butt when i m********e.  i'm  thinking of graduating to summer squash.

Answer 10

I usually use a d**k!

Answer 11

LIGHTNING BOLT.

Answer 12

A marker is a good beginner-thing.

Answer 13

Don't buy anything special..there's a ton of things around the house you could use..the car keys, the curling iron, the cheese grater, an air freshener, a DVD..good luck and I hope this helps!

Uh..woman2, the ultimate would be a big ol fall banana squash. Have you ever seen those bad boys?! Enormous!

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