Does anyone have any "eff" you quotes?

Question

Does anyone have any quotes for people who you just want to say: get a life... leave me alone... f*** off... you're pathetic... you suck... etc.?

Answer 1

"she smashed the rearviwe mirror with her fist cuz starting today she never looking back"

"what do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry"

"having the love of your life break up with you and say "we can stiill be friends" is like your dog dieing and your mom saying "you can keep it"'

"the bad guyz lie to get in your pants the good guyz lie to get in your heart"

"i thought he was my knight in shining armor but it turns out he was my dork in aluminum foil"

Answer 2

I like to tell people to go p**s up a rope.

No one ever knows exactly what it means, but they're still pretty sure they've been insulted.