Does anyone have any spells for becoming a mermaid?

Question

If you have a spell for becoming a mermaid please tell me. i know they dont exsist but i thought it might be cool to try a spell!! please dont be mean or i will report. Also, if anyone thinks mermaids ARE real than please tell me your reason for thinking that. i would really like to know what you think!

Answer 1

say Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat this 10 times

Whatever you do ,DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!

Answer 2

NOT cool!!!! NOT col at all. Mermaids are uuuuugleeeeee. Trust me.

Answer 3

They are real, but not like in little Mermaid

here take a look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tfTMjYsS...

Answer 4

you weird!...but in a good way!!...you have a good imagination

Answer 5

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell).

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s) like singing well alot, stomachaches, achy or itchy legs, the urge to drink a lot of water, the urge to touch water/go swimming, a rash, mermaid dreams, dizzines, weakness, and the unconscious urge to keep your legs crossed or together. Sometimes your legs might even stick together.

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t. I’ve seen its effects; it does work.

Anyone with more questions can post them on here in an entry and I will answer them as best as I can.

PS Boys can say this spell and have it work too. I think everything just takes a little longer for them.

Answer 6

If you know that mermaids don't exist, why do you think that there may be a spell to turn you into one?!!  I want a spell to turn me into a super-magic-umpaphantadile - I just made that up, I know they don't exist, but they're super and magic and I want to be one!

Ohhhh OK you said don't be mean!  But seriously, "spells" don't work, if you're still at school, study science for a bit!  If you're an adult...I think you need to go back to school!

Answer 7

I love mermaids too, but you can just pretend to be one. Spells are not good for you, and they will make you believe in witch-craft. it isnt good.

Answer 8

You won't find any serious spell for turning you into a mermaid. We are given our bodies as they are, and cannot change them in this life.

However, you can try to write the spell yourself. That can grant it more power. However, do not expect a fishy tail and a sea-shell bra. Though you may find yourself becoming a stronger swimmer, or being able to hold your breath a few seconds longer then before.

But no matter how much you may want it, you cannot turn into a mermaid. Mermaids no longer dwell on our plane of existance. They are gone, along with the dragon, the unicorn, the elves, and many others.

Answer 9

I wish there was a spell to make these idiotic mermaid questions stop.

Answer 10

water water.. turn me into a mermaid ! hope it works lol

Answer 11

YES TRY THIS SPELL.

   SAY IT SLOWLY WHEN YOUR IN THE SHOWER.

MAGIC SPIRITS OF THE DEEP WOULD LIKE A TAIL NOT TWO FEET BEAUTY BE UPON ME FISH ALL KINDS LET ME SEE WHEN I'M FINISHED IN THE SEA WHEN I'M DRY MY FEET RETURN TO ME

                                             RULES

1. IT TAKES ONE DROP SO BE CAREFUL

2.IT TAKES TEN SECONDS

3. DON'T BE SCARED IF IF DIFFERENT POWERS FIND YOU SO TRY TO USE THEM FOR GOOD

4.DO NOT LOOK AT THE FULL MOON OR WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN

5. ENJOY