Does anyone have some really good (non prejudice) jokes?

Question

I have a great sense of humor and have heard some really good jokes, but recently I have not been able to get a good joke.

Answer 1

Todays thought

so u think your life is bad just think how bad the life of the egg is U only get laid once you only get eaten once it takes 4 min to get hard 2 min to get soft you have to share a box with 11 other guys and the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother.

               now dont you fill better

Answer 2

wth do u think this is, a e-harmony add, "i have a great scense of humor" woopie for u but no one cares.

Answer 3

theres two compulsive liars , One says '' ive jumped of Niagara falls ''  and the other one says '' I know i saw you''...................

Answer 4

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,

only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and don't have any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."